Egoslavia, 2025 — After years of whispered rumors, coded telegrams, and a brief but glorious delay caused by an overenthusiastic server that mistook itself for a coffee machine, Egoslavia proudly announces the launch of its official news platform: news.egoslavia.com.
From this day forward, citizens, visitors, and the perpetually curious will have a direct window into the glorious, chaotic, and magnificently self-important world of Egoslavia — a micronation where the line between bureaucracy and performance art is thinner than a tram cable.
“The people demanded transparency,” declared the Minister of Public Illusions at the ribbon-cutting ceremony, “so we built a website. Then we realized we could also post memes and bus timetables. Progress is unstoppable.”
The new site will serve as the official information organ of the Republic, offering:
- Breaking News from both Egoslavia’s two cities and three towns
- Cultural Reports from the nation’s absurdist theater, avant-garde architecture, and underground bus poetry scene
- Infrastructure Updates, including train schedules, mountain maintenance reports, and mysterious “temporary power outages” that coincide with art installations
- And, of course, Statements from the Supreme Ego, Egoslavia’s most prominent and least humble political entity
The website’s design, developed by the Egoslavian Ministry of Excessive Aesthetics, combines cutting-edge functionality with a deliberate touch of digital nostalgia — a nod to the nation’s commitment to being both modern and magnificently outdated at once.
With this launch, Egoslavia steps boldly into the future — a future where every absurd proclamation, cultural revelation, and infrastructural miracle can be documented, archived, and occasionally corrected for spelling errors.
Long live Egoslavia. Long live the illusion.